Rotating Poopie BoxesMy poopie box is moving? My poopie box is moving! My. Poopie. Box. Is. Moving. Excuse me, People! MY POOPIE BOX IS MOVING!!!
Hey, you over there! Can't you see there's a problem here! Poopie boxes don't move. They are stationary. That is the goal of the poopie box: to hold still while I take a poopie. Are you listening? No, I really don't think you are. Are you going to do something about this?
Wait, it stopped. That was weird. GET OUT. I have to take a poopie.