Sunday, July 23, 2006

Oh my Goodness. They tell me I've gained a pound! There goes my slim kitty-esque model figure!

What do they know anyway? Is this fat, I meow you?

Saturday, May 20, 2006

They got a new camera. Dammit.

There goes my privacy.

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Why are there so many people in my house?

Friday, December 09, 2005

Leave me alone, I'm trying to sleep.

Saturday, October 15, 2005

I don't understand why I got in trouble for this.

She's been cheating on me.

Friday, October 14, 2005

What the hell is that!

Mmmm wine

Monday, July 18, 2005

I have never been so offended in my life.

It turns out that all the bags that the male unit was hiding, and all the boxes were presents for the female unit. What has she ever done to deserve presents and offerings? I'll admit, playing in the empty boxes was fun, but it still doesn't explain it.

I bring joy and laughter into their lives, but do they ever celebrate my birth? I don't even know when my birthday is, since they never celebrate it. Every time I ask, they look at me and say 'isn't it cute when she tries to talk to us?' Stupid humans, they need to learn how to interpret my language.

And then, to top it all off, there were many people over yesterday, so I was forced to sleep under the bed instead of in my usual patch of sunlight.